(We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. (Shrek chuckles and rips out a page of the book and closes it) For her true love and true love's first kiss. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. Shrek: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. The book opens and a Scottish-accented voice begins reading its text)
(A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. Credits saying 'DreamWorks Pictures Presents' and 'A PDI/DreamWorks Production' appear.) At the end of the logo, the S's in 'DreamWorks' and 'SKG' turn green and grow out ogre ears, matching the film's logo. (The DreamWorks Pictures logo plays out, with dreamy music playing underneath. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek.
